We open with Yolanda feeling pretty rotten about the whole fiasco at dinner. I really feel for her, it turned this trip into something she never intended.
Everyone is meeting up the next morning after the Pot Shop. Kim IMMEDIATELY starts thinking she is being funny (or not?) and starts calling the Lisa’s potheads because they ate Space Cake. Give me a break.
Lisa asks Kim what is planned for the day and Kim says ‘shopping’. Lisa R. then turns to Brandi and asks her and Kim if they would prefer to do that alone and Brandi is like “Why?” I understand why she is asking – Kim blew up at dinner and Brandi blew up after the Pot Shop. They seem like they don’t want to be around these women.
I also do understand Brandi’s response too. She is trying to move forward, together. Kim takes the high road too, doesn’t get offended, she genuinely (I think, I hope) says, “Noooo, we would love for you to join us!”
Eileen shows up and asks what everyone’s plans are. They tell her they are all going shopping and she is like thinking she is in the twilight zone. After what happened at dinner the night before, I can understand her reaction too.
Say what?
She is going to a museum, thankyouverymuch!
Kyle and Yolanda are still talking. Kyle is tired and burdened. I get it, I really do. Yolanda is such a wise woman, great friend, graceful person. She talks to Kyle and encourages her, calls her to the carpet and it’s all awesome.
Looks like it is just Kyle and Eileen for the museum, Yolanda is too overwhelmed by all the crap. 🙁
Eileen calls it out perfectly: “It is the most sane reaction to all of this, really. Staying in her room with all this nuttiness going around, that is a good sign of stability.” Love it!
Both groups have a great time doing their thing. Shopping and Museum-going. I mean LOOK at Kim and Lisa R!!! Did you ever think you would see this, THE NEXT DAY at that!!
Eileen and Kyle go into a Chocolate shop for truffles and coffee. They start talking about the whole blow up. Eileen makes another GREAT point! She feels like Kyle and her should have been present at the sit-down between Kim and Lisa R. Because they made up and now everything seems fine. Meanwhile, Kyle and Eileen are left unresolved. I feel you ladies.
Now Eileen is sitting down for an evening glass of wine and she is troubled by the fact that she thinks Lisa R. doesn’t have her back even though Eileen had hers at dinner.
Canal Ride and Dinner
Yolanda has rented a private boat to take them around while they are served dinner. When they all get together at the beginning, you can see that Eileen and Kyle and giving Lisa R the cold shoulder.
#awkward
Kyle can’t take all the bullshit and walks over to the bar. Yolanda and Lisa V. follow. That leaves Lisa R., Brandi, Kim, and Eileen. They all kind of give an oh shit here it comes, sigh. Eileen says she wants to talk about it. Brandi starts by saying, “yes I have been mean, but you have said I am a mean drunk”. Sound about right so far Brandi. Eileen corrects her and says, “I said you get mean when you get drunk”. Again, what’s the prob?
Brandi and Kim are not being nice to Eileen at all. Brandi is even throwing out words like “ruining someone’s life”. HELLO!? Way off base here. Eileen did nothing. She, in fact, thanks to the flashback, told Lisa R. not to go there with Kim. Gee whiz!
Kim is saying she wants to move on and not talk about it. Seems as though, her and Brandi are the ones constantly bringing everything up. The wise one Yolanda says, “ok then ACCEPT HER APOLOGY in your heart”.
OK WHOA – Instead of Kim just doing that, Brandi chimes in and goes around the table and calls everyone out for their RUMORED dirty laundry. She is laying it all out on the table.
Lisa R – Sleeps with half of LA
Kim – Pill Popper
Me(Brandi) – Drinks way too much
Yolanda – Too Bossy (you should LISTEN to hear once in awhile Brandi!)
Lisa R – Non-Eater
Eileen – wait for it… homewrecker! Eileen is just as displeased as me at this point. Why in the hell is Brandi doing this? She is adding more fuel and doesn’t even realize it. I can see that she has no idea what she just did. I don’t know what to say at this point.
Here we go…
Yolanda gives up and heads to the dinner table, let’s not forget, she chartered a boat ride through the canals of Amsterdam. These women are something else to have no respect or consideration for their Host.
Lisa V. joins Yolanda. What is happening next is quite unbelievable. Brandi and Kyle get into it about the whole sister situation. This is never going to end. It’s painful to watch.
Kyle looked hot!
Brandi then explodes completely and GOES OFF!
Now Kim is crying, Kyle and Brandi say they are through with each other. In Brandi’s confessional, she says she wanted a life jacket, she “out, deuces motherfuckers” *insert eye roll*. They are sitting there alone all upset.
Why couldn’t they just accept the apologies and give their apologies? It’s what you do when you become a grown up.
Why can’t these women just get along? Lisa R. and Lisa V. even say it at the dinner table.
Coming up, the Slap RHOBH style!
Finally, all the ladies are all the dinner table and they decide to go around the table and say something nice or something they admire about each other. It turns out to be nice and somewhat moving. Seems like this is going to turn the night around. Cool!
Of course, that was as short-lived as Juan Pablo seeming like a dream guy! The last person to receive the compliments is Brandi and, of course, the drama never ever ends FOLKS. You know why? Because Brandi can’t let it. She can’t help herself. She gets up and runs to the bathroom saying she doesn’t want to be a part of this. Kim goes and talks to her and she said, “not with these people”. This chick needs to let it go! Let it goooooO! It’s so painful to watch.
As they are leaving Lisa V and Brandi are the last people off the boat. Brandi tries to dip Lisa V back and kiss her and Lisa having none of it. She is being cordial, but Brandi won’t stop. Brandi then thinks it’ll be fun if they slap each other. Lisa still does not bite. Brandi actually shoves her, Lisa puts up her hands, asking Brandi to pick on someone her own size. Lisa just wants Brandi to turn around and exit the boat like any normal person. Brandi then slaps Lisa. Unbelievable. Wasn’t she JUST yelling at Kyle saying you can’t just go around hitting people. Well Brandi….
Lisa was stunned and still didn’t bite. She took the high road. This is ridiculous. What is this girl thinking?